You could fill a book with all the dumb things youâve done growing up, from drinking underage and forgetting to replace your parentsâ booze to driving way too fast with too many people in the car to trying out a Bruce Lee move you saw in Enter the Dragon on a fridge-size bouncer. Yet, no matter how many dumb things you did, you still pulled through unscathed. A lot of guys didnât, however, and now have a lifelong reminder of their idiocy, in the form of a bad tattoo. From an old girlfriendâs name to a cartoon character to barbed wire wrapped around an arm, weâve put together the top 10 tattoos guys should never get. To make sure you donât make the same mistakes that so many guys have, weâve offered reasonable alternatives for each of the bad tattoos guys should never get.